| back to lyrics home Lyrics from "Fork or Bench" Acceptance Instrumental Welcome to the Club It's been a hard sell-talkin' 'till you're blue in the face You hit a dry spell-gotta find a way to stay in the race and you can't even remember all the words to your song and it's hard to believe you pulled it off so long Welcome to the club-just learn how to breathe and let it go Welcome to the club-if there's something you need just let me know You year a slammin' door turn around and try it again You know a downpour is nothing but the rain on your skin and you can't even remember all the words to your song and it's hard to believe you pulled it off so long Welcome to the club-just learn how to breathe and let it go Welcome to the club-if there's something you need just let me know Do You Know What Time it is? I can't recall if it's spring or fall or which way I should turn Without a doubt the sun is out and now I feel the burn But I don't need to worry, cause I ain't in no hurry-Do you know what time it is? I gotta wake up and pour me a cup of coffee It won't do me no harm to put something in my coffee-don't hit the alarm But I don't need to worry, cause I ain't in no hurry-Do you know what time it is? So much to do and so much more to chew, I know I can't complain But you gotta play if you want to play, and now I feel the pain But I don't need to worry, cause I ain't in no hurry-Do you know what time it is? Grow It's been around since the mountains, it's been around since the sea It's been around since the revolution-back when we were free It's gonna make you dance, it's gonna make you sing Use it with good intentions and you will never harm a thing Don't keep it inside-they outta know-I think it's time to let it grow It's gonna make a man crazy, it's gonna make a man wise It's gonna make a man take a look through another man's eyes It's been around since the mountains, it's been around since the sea It's been around since the revolution-back when we were free Don't keep it inside-they outta know-I think it's time to let it grow Bear Footprints Instrumental Crazy Mama I hear the footsteps coming down the hall-better grab your coat and get ready to haul She'll have a question, cover up your ears-she'll take a moment, turn it into years Don't try talking to a crazy mama-Don't try to reason with a crazy mama Don't try sleeping with a crazy mama-Don't mess around with a crazy mama If she's knockin' lock up the shack-she'll leave a message, just don't call back If she's talking just let it ride-if she's been drinking better run and hide on't try talking to a crazy mama-Don't try to reason with a crazy mama Don't try sleeping with a crazy mama-Don't mess around with a crazy mama And if you see her hear what I say-just turn around and walk the other way She'll start to argue, she'll start to fight-she'll say it's black when you know it's white (that ain't right!) Don't try talking to a crazy mama-Don't try to reason with a crazy mama Don't try sleeping with a crazy mama-Don't mess around with a crazy mama If I Ever Get to See You Again I did not intend for our time to end-but I had to make the call Words got in the way of what I tried to convey-so I had nothing to say at all If I ever get to see you again, I hope you'll think of me as a friend No need for assaults, we both had our faults-who's to say who's right or wrong It was out of my hand, not exactly what I planned-so I had to play along If I ever get to see you again, I hope you'll think of me as a friend With nothing to stow and everywhere to go-your train arrived at dawn Did I catch your eye while waving goodbye-or were you already gone? If I ever get to see you again, I hope you'll think of me as a friend The Chopper Instrumental Ed Niz Instrumental The Worst Guitarist in the World a true story |